When My House Was Broken IntoWatch now (24 sec) | I have ARCHIE: a nine year old sheepadoodle, GERTIE: a ten year old exotic shorthair that came from a hoarding rescue and BABYCAT: a Polydactyl from the streets of Van Nuys. Van Nuys is where two of my favorite people were born: Jenny Lewis and Angela Brown…
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My daughter’s new sound byte: It’s not that deep, Mom. So the other day in my stories I mentioned I’d stopped using botox last year. I was surprised by…
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Our Ubers show up to Akbar at the same time, and we’re both wearing great pants. Hers are olive and remind me of a pair I’d love to own by The Great…
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If anyone else out there lives in Los Angeles, with three kids and receives no child support: Can I ask how you’re doing it?
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Intrusive Thought: CUT A MULLET, BITCH. Me: What? Intrusive Thought: The scissors are in the drawer on the right in the bathroom. Get up and go get…
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I kind of knew the wristwatch was throwing off my bracelets lives. I wear one victorian gold bracelet and one diamond tennis bracelet, I sleep in them…
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I can still smell the smell of the elevator. A skyscraper apartment story building on the upper banks of the North Saskatchewan river. My Gram’s…
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I’ve been trying to live in the moment. Present. Live in the present. I’ve been mindful about it. What I need is a better schedule. What I need is a…
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