People see me at 47 and immediately start interrogating my skincare routine like I'm gatekeeping state secrets. The assumption is that crossing into your late forties means automatic surrender to looking like roadkill.
"What do you use?" they ask, scanning for evidence of witchcraft.
They want some elaborate routine involving virgin menstrual blood and unicorn tears.
They get four products and the radical concept of NEVER GOING IN THE SUN.
HERE ARE MY TOP 4 SKINCARE PRODUCTS…
And they are all under $20