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A Few Easy Ways To Make Sex Better

A Few Easy Ways To Make Sex Better

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Kelly Oxford
Aug 09, 2024
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A Few Easy Ways To Make Sex Better
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The following is a list of ways to to make sex life better.
This is as close to writing a recipe as I’ll get.

  • Fantasize for hours leading up to sex. Fantasize whenever you can about the hottest sex you can have with your partner. Tell them what fantasies get you the most worked up for them.

  • If you want anal play, don’t eat a whole cauliflower head at Crossroads or the fajitas plate at El Coyote. Better yet, buy a fleet enema and make sure you are empty. No alarms and no surprises, please. Know what’s in there.

  • Charged toys, wet wipes, and lubricants are all available. Please keep these items clean or it’s done for you. You’re disgusting.

  • Even if you don’t need it. Get lube. This is a favorite lubricant. There is a THC version available in California. Unlike glycerin based lubes, these lubricants do not fuck with your natural vagina biosphere and as a bonus, your orgasms ARE bigger, longer etc.

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