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An Introduction to my Pets

An Introduction to my Pets

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May 31, 2023
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Adopted from a hoarding situation in Santa Monica when she was a year old, Gertie is an eleven year old alien.

You cannot pick her up without your arm being disemboweled. Though, Gertie might perch on…

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