Are you Rural?

Can you answer "Yes, Chef" to these 15 Prompts?

Does this feel familiar?

1. As a child, you found pornography in the woods.
   

2. You can outrun a cow, you know this for sure.
   

3. Your stripping career was fleeting.

   

   You only considered it or danced for four months.

4. You played with heavy machinery as a toddler.
   

   

   Yes, there is an actual farmer in your family.

5. You’ve clocked over two-hundred Greyhound Bus hours in your life.
   

6. You know one guy who went to jail for murder, but it happened way after you knew him.
   

7. You and ten of your closest friends used to ride in the back of a pickup bed to strangers houses. You should be dead, really.
   

8. You can gut a fish.

9. You can cook.
   

10. A minimum of two people in your family have been to jail for drinking or drug violations.
    

11. You learned to whistle from your Grandfather who told you to stop crying and bring your paper cut to the woodshed so he could cut your finger off.
    

12. Your Grandfather’s younger brother was missing one finger.

    

    But your Grandfather didn’t cut it off, the lawnmower did.

13. Pizza in the “Ethnic Foods” aisle.
    

14. Your mom has kicked you out of the car to walk home.
    

15. You’ve dated relatives, or one person has dated you and another one of your relatives.
    

ARE YOU RURAL?