Permanent Retrograde

Permanent Retrograde

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Are you Rural?

Are you Rural?

Can you answer "Yes, Chef" to these 15 Prompts?

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Jan 23, 2024
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Does this feel familiar?

  1. As a child, you found pornography in the woods.

  2. You can outrun a cow, you know this for sure.

  3. Your stripping career was fleeting.

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