Permanent Retrograde

Permanent Retrograde

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Permanent Retrograde
Permanent Retrograde
Dear Heterosexual Adult Virgins,

Dear Heterosexual Adult Virgins,

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Kelly Oxford
Oct 27, 2024
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Dear Heterosexual Adult Virgins,
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Good Morning. Currently praying to my ancestors that some of you are reading this in church.

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If you feel ready for sex, I am here with some tips that I would want right now if I were an adult virgin in church.

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