Dear Wealthy People Who Want Cosmetic Surgery,

If I’m catching you young and open-minded, before you gallop into new money, sit back and relax as this woman who was born in the 1900’s offers her worthless advice.

Like everyone else, I observe my foremothers and peers age with me and their physical changes, or lack thereof, over time.

There is nothing the internet likes more than tearing up at a beautiful face or tearing a beautiful face apart.

Some early cosmetic procedures have aged terribly. Some new procedures are a mystery to me.

I have calculated which cosmetic procedures and surgeries are valuable and which ones are not worth it.

IF YOU ARE GOING TO CHANGE YOUR FACE AND NO ONE CAN STOP YOU:

Here is some advice to avoid making a bad decision that will be physically irreversible. That is not hyperbole.