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How To Be a Cougar.

How To Be a Cougar.

In Three Simple Steps.

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The following is a true story.

Names have been changed to protect the guilty and the innocent.

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Please, proceed, this way…

Nancy: He’s 25.

Kelly: I’m 37.

Nancy: He’s 25.

Kelly: He was really persistent.

Nancy: Men in their forties are familied-up or looking for a child bride baby-mama. You’re a cougar now, that’s the only way to get sex.

Kelly: Stop.

But the moment had happened.

At a sushi restaurant in Hollywood, I had a date with a twenty-five year old man.

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