HOW TO HAVE 7 DIFFERENT ORGASMS
Nobody Told Me There Were More Than Seven Kinds
I often write about things that piss me off. Things people need to know.
This is beyond need to know.
Why don’t we all understand our bodies?
Fuck the man for teaching us algebra when he didn’t even teach us our bodies could find different ways to reach nirvana.
My friend Sarah texted me at 11 PM on a Tuesday: “I just came doing sit-ups at the gym.”
I called her immediately. Because if orgasms were happening at Gold’s Gym during ab day, what the fuck else had I been missing?
I started asking around. My sister. Women I’ve known for twenty years.
Maybe you all learned this in college? I didn’t.
We’ve all been having completely different experiences and nobody thought to compare notes.
There are at least seven distinct types of orgasm. Seven different ways your body can betray you in the best possible way.
The clitoris isn’t just that little button at the top of your labia. The clit runs deep. Against the pubic bone and into the vaginal walls. It’s a whole internal structure. Stimulate it from the top down into the vagina at the same time and you get a full deep orgasm that rewires your understanding of your own body.
The following is the graphic explanation I wish I’d read at sixteen years old.