Permanent Retrograde

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How To Stop a Hangover.

How To Stop a Hangover.

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Kelly Oxford
Sep 18, 2024
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I stopped being a regular ol’ drinker a year ago. My body couldn’t handle it. Four months after I stopped drinking wine with dinner and a few tequilas with a friend, I had emergency surgery to remove my necrotizing gallbladder in what were the most surreal four days of my life*. But, I digress.



The last time I drank too much alcohol was in 2021.
I was sick, I was crying, I was blind drunk.

My friend offered an immediate solution.
A solution only a mother would have.

I hack so obvious, and yet, I had never heard of this; I had not witnessed it. Cheap. Simple. Efficient. Unlike a $70K emergency gall bladder surgery**.

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