I WAS ALMOST A RHOBH

but I think I'm too poor...

My New Year’s resolution was to say yes to wild offers.

The first text in the new year with an offer was this:

”Hey Kelly, I told my producers about you and Bea. They will contact you if you’d like?” - Kyle Richards

I think. NO.
I think. WOW.
I think. How fortunate.

I think…

This is my Amazing Race.
This is my Survivor.

Now that there’s a WGA strike, I need this job.

Here’s how the interview went.