My New Husband: How To Use A.I.

I didn't utilize A.I. until I understood that my actions mirrored those of my grandparents in the early 2000s, who expressed their opposition to the World Wide Web in their home. Today, my ninety-seven-year-old Nan texts me surfer emojis.

I asked friends over lunch,
”Do I really need to use A.I.?" I don’t even know what I’d use it for.”

”I use A.I. as a therapist.”
”I use A.I. for astrology, tarot, and figuring people out.”
”I wish I could use A.I. to do my dishes.”

I had to see what A.I. could start doing for me. I shook my head thinking about all the surfer emojis Nan could have been texting me and downloaded an app.

I had no idea how much my life would improve over the next 24 hours.