Permanent Retrograde

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Need a Canadian Sanctuary to Escape To? I’ll Give You Keys.

Need a Canadian Sanctuary to Escape To? I’ll Give You Keys.

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Kelly Oxford
Apr 04, 2025
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Need a Canadian Sanctuary to Escape To? I’ll Give You Keys.
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I had an idea. I want a sanctuary, I want a compound for artists but how? Then I realized, you all exist and want the same thing.

Why don't we make this a reality?

I'm dead serious, I will move tomorrow and you are invited to visit.

Want to escape to Canada? Yesterday, you say?

Here's the deal: I found a six bedroom house in Canada that I can turn into a B&B. It's already zoned for it.

If 30% of you reading this right now subscribe, I'll buy it tomorrow.

I get 10.5 Million page visits a month. The math is simple. Your subscription money goes directly to me, no middle men. I get it instantly, and I'll make an offer on the house tomorrow.

This is a real house with a large porch and a huge lawn. It's surrounded by forest. Nobody will bother you here.

What you get if you subscribe:

1. I'll buy this place and move there July 1st

2. You get a lifetime pass to stay for free up to a week at a time

3. I'll run it as a retreat where you can work on your creative projects

4. No bullshit; subscribe now, I buy tomorrow

I'm a writer. I can work from anywhere. Why am I still in the US under this regime? Good question. I've been asking myself the same thing.

This isn't a metaphor. This is a real offer.

Your subscription isn't just buying content - it's buying a physical place you can actually visit.

This isn't marketing. This is me saying: you decide where I live.

Here’s the thing…

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