Nobody Draws Vaginas Better Than Me, Believe Me.

Trump wrote Epstein a birthday card. On it, he drew a naked woman and positioned his signature as pubic hair. The message read: “Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?” followed by “may every day be another wonderful secret.”

Yesterday, the Wall Street Journal reported the existence of the card. Trump immediately denied writing it, ZERO artistic integrity.

Here’s the problem: Trump has never used the word “enigma” in his life. It’s too sophisticated for a man who thinks “covfefe” is a word and “bigly” is grammar. Yet there it sits, in what appears to be his handwriting, next to his cartoon vagina.

So how did Trump end up writing vocabulary words that don’t exist in his brain?

I have 3 theories, I’ve set the scenes… and one overall note that “never age”, “every day.. another wonderful secret” alludes to their time travel activities.