Reasons A House Party is Worth the Clean Up

As we delve into holiday party season, I’d like to try to sell you on hosting a party. Here are a few reasons I came up with while sitting in my car at Bea’s school.

“crazy so many people house party” - AI generated

1. You know everyone there and you want everyone there.
(If there are +1 you do not know, please note: They most likely will be on high level behavior with you. They know you didn’t originally plan for them to be there and generally try to make every interaction nice or helpful.)

2. Music control = Vibe temp control.

3. If you own wigs, you have to pull them out. People don’t love you decorations, men and women love putting wigs on. Don’t ask me why but it’s true.

4. You already know the best places to sit and stand in the entire house.
   

5. You can literally walk away from any situation and no one will question you. They will think you have hosting duties.
   

6. You get to offer people wine just like Jesus.
   

7. Outfits.
   

8. Your car didn’t move, you didn’t uber and your face cleansing routine and bed is down the hall.

9. A +1 will offer you MDMA at 2am.
   

10. Worthy stories circulate back to you the next day via texts from everyone.
    
    
    Your friends will offer you help to clean.

    Please invite people into your home to party.
    MEMORIES.