Permanent Retrograde

Permanent Retrograde

Save Yourself A Bad Fuck With One Tip.

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Kelly Oxford
May 20, 2024
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I don’t know how this works if you’re already in a relationship. You may read this and discover you aren’t compatible.
If you discover you are not compatible, please write to me about how you can’t make-out with your spouse..

But if you are in the dating world, here is my tip:

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