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Teach Your Kid Some Manners.

Teach Your Kid Some Manners.

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DEPARTURE LOUNGE- YYC 2004

“Momma?”

“Yeah”

“Why are her boobies in her pants?”

“Those aren’t her boobies.”

I unbuckle Sal from her stroller, and she sits up to get a better view, then quickly turns to me.

“But her knees are tapping them.”

“Sal. Everyone has a different body.”

“I never saw that before.”


I’ve already taught this three-year-old not to stare at people or point at them.

“You are going to see different bodies every single day of your life until you are old.”

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