Share this postPermanent RetrogradeThe Big Dick ContestCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMoreThe Big Dick ContestKelly OxfordDec 27, 2021∙ Paid52Share this postPermanent RetrogradeThe Big Dick ContestCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMore8ShareHolidays on my street are always a really big deal. They are the time of the year when homeowners can show you how much they’ve invested in outdoor decor. If Halloween is New York fashion week, Chris…This post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign in