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The Hottest Thing To Say After Sex

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Kelly Oxford
Aug 01, 2024
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It happened.
A guy said the hottest thing to me after sex.

I was lying in his bed, feeling bodily euphoria. I dropped my hand on his thigh and stroked the hairs. He petted my head in long strokes, and then he said it.

It wasn’t cloying, lame, icky, or sappy; it was perfect.
Men, take note.

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