If you’ve read my first book, you know I flew to Los Angeles in the 1900’s to find Leonardo Dicaprio. I knew he would never want to date me post-Titanic, so I took a shot at getting in a few months before the movie premiered.
If you’ve been a Permanent Retrograde subscriber for a year, you also know what happened the first time I was in a room with Leonardo.
If you care to know how I casually ran into* Leo last night, I would like to explain myself. I’m going to be brief but detailed, we all have bigger fish to fry. I really do need to paint the scene for you though.