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The Queen's Wave

The Queen's Wave

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Kelly Oxford
Jan 07, 2024
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If you’ve read my first book, you know I flew to Los Angeles in the 1900’s to find Leonardo Dicaprio. I knew he would never want to date me post-Titanic, so I took a shot at getting in a few months before the movie premiered.

If you’ve been a Permanent Retrograde subscriber for a year, you also know what happened the first time I was in a room with Leonardo.

If you care to know how I casually ran into* Leo last night, I would like to explain myself. I’m going to be brief but detailed, we all have bigger fish to fry. I really do need to paint the scene for you though.

When my phone died.

*Actually did the opposite of… Subscribe for more.

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