The True Gwyneth Paltrow & Derek Blasberg Diarrhea Story

In case you’ve missed the diarrhea-iest part of this summer, here’s a refresher.

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VARIETY: Gwyneth Paltrow, Derek Blasberg and the Price of Bulls—Show business is obsessed with the story of a houseguest scandal in the Hamptons.

While out and about this weekend, I was told what really happened at Gwyneth’s house in the Hamptons.

For all of us who have had diarrhea,
For every person who has been bullied about shitting,
This one is for you.

The following information was sourced by a friend of both G.P. and D.B. The source has told me his side of the event:

Derek was not staying in a guesthouse; he did not sleep in a bed.

He has his own place in the Hamptons to shit the bed in if he chooses.

So, Derek was at Gwyneth’s Montecito home for whatever reason, and he did feel like he was going to have diarrhea.