The Ultimate Pick Me Girl: How Mark Zuckerberg Trapped 2 Billion People in His Harvard Revenge Fantasy​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

BREAKING: That anxiety you may feel every time you post something on Instagram? That's not actually your fault - you're just an unwitting actor in the most unhinged Pick Me Girl campaign in history. And it was orchestrated by a young guy who wore the same grey t-shirt every day hoping someone would ask him why.

Every image you've ever posted, every caption you've agonized over, every story you've carefully crafted to look effortless - it was all orchestrated by the ultimate Pick Me Boy who turned his Harvard rejection issues into a $302 billion algorithm.

You're not addicted to Instagram. You're just trapped in a Harvard sophomore's revenge fantasy about not being cool enough for the Phoenix Club. And he's made billions ensuring we're all now competing in the world's most expensive Pick Me pageant.

We're all just NPCs in Mark's Harvard revenge simulation, and he's the guy who got rejected from the party but bought the whole club out of spite

This is what he’s doing to us: