Permanent Retrograde

Permanent Retrograde

Tip For Parents Who Don't Know How To Fly With Toddlers

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Kelly Oxford
Dec 02, 2024
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2 boys lying on the ground

For the last fifteen years I have had the opportunity to write a parenting book. I couldn’t think of anything worse.
I refuse to be that part of the literary history of Motherhood.


Instead. I'm going to occasionally share some tips and mantras that I've developed over the course of my twenty-three years as a mother.

Here is tip #1 regarding travel with children. It's incredibly simple, yet a significant number of parents are fucking idiots about it.

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