Permanent Retrograde

Permanent Retrograde

Why She Left After Three Months

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Kelly Oxford
Nov 19, 2025
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FACT: the straightest men are paranoid.

Have you ever wondered why you can’t keep a relationship longer than three months? Why you can’t even get past date two with a woman?

It’s not your looks. Not your job. Not your income or your cool factor.

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