Permanent Retrograde

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Your Face Is a Goddamn Battlefield; You Need This Hack.

Your Face Is a Goddamn Battlefield; You Need This Hack.

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Apr 03, 2025
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Makeup is the greatest hack for improving your face. Period.

Your face shows everything—last night's vodka, those texts from your ex, the fact you're one meeting away from unemployment.

Hydration? Hot. Bronzer? Hotter!

There's no redemption story here, just war paint.

When adding colors to your face you must think like an artist. Or a criminal. This isn't about pretty, it's about controlling the narrative. Where do shadows go to make myself more symmetrical? Where does highlighter go? You’re suddenly Van Gogh with both ears.

I've found ONE product that, when used with a concealer and mascara can make you look like a healthy met gala bitch & it's under $20.

YOU NEED ONE COLOR FOR YOUR FACE PER DAY AND IVE FOUND YOUR SOLUTION.

It’s this product, concealer and mascara for me because this little pot is the middle finger to everything. It’s the perfectly cool hidden dive bar of makeup.

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