Permanent Retrograde

Permanent Retrograde

Share this post

Permanent Retrograde
Permanent Retrograde
Intrusive Thoughts

Intrusive Thoughts

Kelly Oxford's avatar
Kelly Oxford
Mar 15, 2023
∙ Paid
77

Share this post

Permanent Retrograde
Permanent Retrograde
Intrusive Thoughts
13
Share


Intrusive Thought: CUT A MULLET, BITCH.

Me: What?

Intrusive Thought: The scissors are in the drawer on the right in the bathroom. Get up and go get them.

Me: Hey, no. Cutting your own hair is a really b…

This post is for paid subscribers

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 Kelly Oxford
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share