You Are Ugly

I am not a morning person. To be fair (to me), if I get to stay in bed for as long as I’d like to in the morning, I am a morning person, but generally that does not happen. Generally I have to wake up at 6 a.m. and make lunch for Bea. Making lunches at 6 a.m. is gross. I don’t want to see hummus and salami at 6 a.m. Bea always rejects breakfast, so I have to pack heavy lunches. That’s a lot of salami.

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