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The Moment I Knew We Should Divorce
A common question
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Dear Nigel,
Dear Nigel,
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How My Friend Convinced Me Public Sex is Good
Ora answers her phone, “Hey, I was just thinking I might disappear and start a new life and not tell anyone.”
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My Holy Grails of Makeup and Skincare
I’m sharing with you five skin care products and four makeup products that I’ve used with no issues for years and years.
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How She Found Out He Was Cheating
She’s up.
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The Party Foul
The following story is true.
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The Worst Mother
This newsletter is dedicated to the unsettling precision of an earthquake.
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A Few Easy Ways To Make Sex Better
The following is a list
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The Night I Almost Killed A Man
“You are the type of writer who might need a drink or two.”
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I Was Cucked By My Situationship
In 2023, Wesley and I met on a dating app.
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The Hottest Thing To Say After Sex
It happened.
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July 2024

The True Gwyneth Paltrow & Derek Blasberg Diarrhea Story
In case you’ve missed the diarrhea-iest part of this summer, here’s a refresher.
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