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Nobody Draws Vaginas Better Than Me, Believe Me.
Trump wrote Epstein a birthday card.
Jul 18
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Kelly Oxford
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Nobody Draws Vaginas Better Than Me, Believe Me.
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Being Canadian in Los Angeles: A Survival Guide
In Canada or in the US, I’m fine with coyotes.
Jul 15
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Kelly Oxford
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Being Canadian in Los Angeles: A Survival Guide
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Why So Obsessed With Celebrity Relationships?
I had to look up who the most famous celebrity couples are right now, as I now barely recognize 30-40% of celebrities.
Jul 15
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Kelly Oxford
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Why So Obsessed With Celebrity Relationships?
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Black Hole Summer: Why Everything Feels Broken (And Why That’s Actually Good News)
Here’s a proposal: BLACK HOLE SUMMER.
Jul 11
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Kelly Oxford
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Black Hole Summer: Why Everything Feels Broken (And Why That’s Actually Good News)
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The Sex Was So Good My Consciousness Shifted My Physical Reality
I’m seeing some benefits to being middle-aged that I’ve never had the pleasure of experiencing before.
Jul 9
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Kelly Oxford
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The Sex Was So Good My Consciousness Shifted My Physical Reality
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I Have Thoughts About Katy Perry.
The Katy Perry Takedown Menu:
Jul 8
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Kelly Oxford
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I Have Thoughts About Katy Perry.
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2025 and Single In The Porn Generation
When someone can watch porn for free for twenty years and then act confused about why their dick doesn’t work in real life, we’ve officially broken…
Jul 7
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Kelly Oxford
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Should I Have A Baby: A Field Guide to Fucking Up Your Life in the Most Beautiful Way Possible
Legal disclaimer: This essay contains personal opinions and experiences, not professional advice.
Jul 3
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Kelly Oxford
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Should I Have A Baby: A Field Guide to Fucking Up Your Life in the Most Beautiful Way Possible
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Open Marriage: For When One Person Disappointing You Isn’t Enough (Gay Men Excluded From This Disaster)
Tuesday night, six PM.
Jul 2
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Kelly Oxford
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Open Marriage: For When One Person Disappointing You Isn’t Enough (Gay Men Excluded From This Disaster)
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June 2025
Why I Curate TikToks Like a Digital Drug Dealer
Hate and love share the same bed.Both require the same intensity,the same obsession,the same inability to look away.The only difference is what you…
Jun 30
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Kelly Oxford
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Why I Curate TikToks Like a Digital Drug Dealer
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Scientists Turned On a Machine in 2008. The World Has Been Getting Weirder Ever Since.
September 10, 2008, 10:28 AM.
Jun 27
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Kelly Oxford
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Scientists Turned On a Machine in 2008. The World Has Been Getting Weirder Ever Since.
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Three Things Candace Bushnell Said That Prove Rich People Live in a Different Reality
Candace Bushnell just gave The Cut an interview about dating after 60, and I need everyone to sit down for this because the level of disconnect from…
Jun 25
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Kelly Oxford
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Three Things Candace Bushnell Said That Prove Rich People Live in a Different Reality
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