Archive - Permanent Retrograde

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Mar 12 • Kelly Oxford

The 5 Types of People Single Parents Won’t See Coming Until It’s Too Late.

There is exactly one way to know if the person you’re dating is who they say they are.

Mar 11 • Kelly Oxford

The Woman Who Shot at Rihanna’s House

A woman fired ten rounds from an AR-15 into Rihanna’s house on Sunday while Rihanna and her three kids were inside.

Mar 10 • Kelly Oxford

She’s Really Let Herself Go.

According to everyone

Mar 8 • Kelly Oxford

Britney Spears Was Alone in Her Car

Britney Spears was alone in her car.

Mar 5 • Kelly Oxford

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Mar 4 • Kelly Oxford

Last Night I Sent a Text That Proved My Friends Right About Me

Last night I sent a text I should have sent last spring.

Mar 3 • Kelly Oxford

The Most Extreme Kink I’ve Ever Had Is Also The Rarest Thing Alive

Quick disclaimer: my kink will ruin you.

Mar 1 • Kelly Oxford

February 2026

How Sage Blair Ended Up At The State Of The Union

A child who told her school her parents weren’t safe to come out to is now the national face of a law that would require schools to out kids to their…

Feb 25 • Kelly Oxford

Shame Spiral, No Witnesses, Send Help

The worst shame is the kind nobody witnessed.

Feb 24 • Kelly Oxford

PHOTOS: How To Make A Home You Love

This is for people pulling a home together.

Feb 22 • Kelly Oxford

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Feb 21 • Kelly Oxford

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