Archive - Permanent Retrograde

Everyone’s Predicting the Big One, So Get the Radio That Doesn’t Need the Government or the WiFi

3 hrs ago • Kelly Oxford

The Four Types of Leo Women, by Moon Sign

Leo has a severely misdiagnosed reputation in the zodiac.

7 hrs ago • Kelly Oxford

The Dead Internet Theory

Last week a woman named Sandra called my soup fake.

Jul 19 • Kelly Oxford

Why Is Everyone Losing Their Shit About Schumann Resonance?

I woke up at 4am to a smell like the city had swallowed something it couldn’t digest.

Jul 17 • Kelly Oxford

I Fell 15 Feet Onto Concrete and Walked Away. Now I Have a Theory About the Mandela Effect.

I fell fifteen feet off a retaining wall in the dark of a canyon, onto a concrete road.

Jul 15 • Kelly Oxford

Nobody Trolls Down

I asked Google who the top three most trolled women online were.

Jul 14 • Kelly Oxford

The Real Reason This Retrograde Should Jar You? 2023.

In the past seven days:

Jul 14 • Kelly Oxford

The Millions of Skeletons Under Paris

Horror fanfic, Wikipedia canon

Jul 10 • Kelly Oxford

Aging secrets: A 48-year-old’s guide to saving whatever face you have left

Look, white skin does not age well.

Jul 9 • Kelly Oxford

What Happened To Time?

A theory on when everything got weird.

Jul 8 • Kelly Oxford

A Field Guide to the Cancers in Your Life

I learned to write in preschool, I made my mom buy me a Hello Kitty diary.

Jul 7 • Kelly Oxford

The Four Types of Virgo Women, by Moon Sign

Virgo has one of the worst reputations in the zodiac.

Jul 6 • Kelly Oxford

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