Hey, I Got Issues

Permanent Retrograde is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. I hate my husband and I’m 100% in love with my neighbor! Definitely announce this at the next neighborhood cookout. Like a gender reveal party. Unfurl a banner that reads, IT WAS TONY ALL ALONG, TEDDY! Get fireworks. Dose the kool aid with mushrooms. Make it a day no one will ever forget. And through it all, please just keep singing, “I hate my husband and I’m 100% in love with my neighbor!!” to anyone who asks how you’re doing.

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