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Why So Obsessed With Celebrity Relationships?
I had to look up who the most famous celebrity couples are right now, as I now barely recognize 30-40% of celebrities.
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Black Hole Summer: Why Everything Feels Broken (And Why That’s Actually Good News)
Here’s a proposal: BLACK HOLE SUMMER.
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The Sex Was So Good My Consciousness Shifted My Physical Reality
I’m seeing some benefits to being middle-aged that I’ve never had the pleasure of experiencing before.
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I Have Thoughts About Katy Perry.
The Katy Perry Takedown Menu:
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2025 and Single In The Porn Generation
When someone can watch porn for free for twenty years and then act confused about why their dick doesn’t work in real life, we’ve officially broken…
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Should I Have A Baby: A Field Guide to Fucking Up Your Life in the Most Beautiful Way Possible
Legal disclaimer: This essay contains personal opinions and experiences, not professional advice.
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Open Marriage: For When One Person Disappointing You Isn’t Enough (Gay Men Excluded From This Disaster)
Tuesday night, six PM.
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Why I Curate TikToks Like a Digital Drug Dealer
Hate and love share the same bed.Both require the same intensity,the same obsession,the same inability to look away.The only difference is what you…
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Scientists Turned On a Machine in 2008. The World Has Been Getting Weirder Ever Since.
September 10, 2008, 10:28 AM.
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