I am not a morning person. To be fair (to me), if I get to stay in bed for as long as I’d like to in the morning, I am a morning person, but generally that does not happen. Generally I have to wake up at 6 a.m. and make lunch for Bea. Making lunches at 6 a.m. is gross. I don’t…
Infanthood: The insanity from sleeplessness while being overwhelmed by carrying a human around and feeding them so often. Attempting scheduling…
Due to scheduling issues, I cannot write a newsletter today. Please watch some Maya Angelou clips, Margaret Trudeau clips, Fran Lebowitz clips, Nina…
One of the things that keeps me up at night is the fact that my ninety-pound sheepdog has scratched up the floors of the…
Dear Anxiety, My intention isn’t to hurt your feelings, but you need to know: everyone hates you. You don’t need to try as hard as a girl on Instagram…
I wake up every morning wishing it was already 8:00 p.m., kids happy, work done, house managed. Full-time work and full-time parenting is an impossible…
I’m tired of this shit. Something has snapped in me. I used to think there were “cool” people. Now I know nobody is cool. Most people are assholes…
I really hope the 2020s bring us interesting music. I think they will, we’ve been in hell. To be an artist is hell. There will be good music. But let’s…
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