Sitemap - 2025 - Permanent Retrograde

I Have Thoughts About Katy Perry.

2025 and Single In The Porn Generation

Should I Have A Baby: A Field Guide to Fucking Up Your Life in the Most Beautiful Way Possible

Open Marriage: For When One Person Disappointing You Isn’t Enough (Gay Men Excluded From This Disaster)

Why I Curate TikToks Like a Digital Drug Dealer

Scientists Turned On a Machine in 2008. The World Has Been Getting Weirder Ever Since.

Three Things Candace Bushnell Said That Prove Rich People Live in a Different Reality

The Real Tragedy of Love Island: Millions of People Think Anxiety Is Love

My Grandmothers Were Tied To Beds And Knocked Out To Give Birth, But Dolphins Are Dangerous?

The Perfect Crime

Why I Still Have My Ex’s Name Tattooed On My Ribs

The Dog Days Of Desire.

Divorce Advice That Will Either Fix Your Marriage or Set You Free

What the 1990s Were Actually Like (And Why You’ll Never Get It Back)

How a Few Blocks of Downtown Became Trump’s Excuse to Deploy 2,000 Soldiers

Have You Been Therapy-Baited?

Wake Up: The Simulation Is Real, But You Are the Admin​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Why Envy Is the Internet’s Most Toxic Emotion (And How to Stop It)

Musk’s DOGE Exit Just Made Buying Democracy Look Like a Smart Investment

Why I’m A Writer (And Other Things That Keep Me Up At Night)

$20 Skincare Products That Will Visibly Change Your Old Face

Tag Your Artists: A Thank You To Tattoo Artists

4 Ways To Stay Sane When Reality Feels Broken

Dear Successful Single Women: You're Not the Problem, Their Fragile Ego Is​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Two Stupid Things Parents Say That Make Me Want to Lose My Mind​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

My Series About Evil AI Was Never Greenlit. Now We're All Living In It.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

They Called It Anxiety Disorder. It Was Just Exhaustion From Pretending To Be Normal.

The Single Greatest Sex Move in the History of Heterosexual Relations

Dear Customs: I Created #NotOkay And Now You May Not Let Me Back In.

Gen X Aging More Gracefully Than Anyone Because We Never Thought We’d Live This Long Anyway

The Wisdom in Forgetting Everything Important

Saturday Morning Emails: Barbra Streisand to Shirley McLaine.

Notice Anything Off About Reality Lately? It’s Not Just You.

How To Buy Clothes And Save The World: The $110 Prada Kitten Heel Method

Silent Scrollers: Why GenX Men Are The Ghosts Of The Internet.

Minimalism Is Just Wealth Disguised As Taste.

Maybe Grandma Will Outlive Us All.

Being A Writer In the Streaming Era

A Modern Dating Horror Story

Need a Canadian Sanctuary to Escape To? I’ll Give You Keys.

Your Face Is a Goddamn Battlefield; You Need This Hack.

No, We're Not Trying to Look Younger. We're Trying Not to Die.

Single Parents: Hunting for A New Mommy or Daddy?

The Unwanted Souvenir Of Sex No One Talks About

A Relationship Truth I Wish I Knew At 20.

The Male Binary: All You Need To Know About Why Men Do What They Do.

Tradwife vs. Breadwinner: I've Lived Both Lives and Here's What You Need to Know

Every Product In My Beauty Arsenal, Exposed.

The Secret Word: My Unexpected Birthday Call From Paul Reubens.

Chronological Anarchy: Why I'm Abandoning the Clock (And It's Actually the Perfect Time)

Why March 2025 Is Freaking Out History Nerds

After He Cheated, I Turned It Into a Science Experiment. (With Delicious Results)

The Most Beautiful Apocalypse: When Northern Lights Delete the Internet

I'm Literally Charging Less Than An Oat Milk Latte To Write About Elon's Daddy Issues So You Don't Have To Get Your Media From Billionaires

Why The Princess Bride Reruns Heal My Nervous System Better Than Talk Therapy

Your Ex Is Still Talking to Your Mom: A Guide to Modern Relationship Debris

I Should Be Dead Right Now: How I Fell And Broke The Laws of Physics.

Why He Love Bombs Then Vanishes: A Scientific Investigation

The Theory That Explains Everything About Celebrity Psychology (And Why Every David On The Planet Is Chaotic)

The Dating App We Actually Need

The Group Chat Thinks We're Dead and Their Evidence is Actually Making Sense.

Ghosted in Pakistan, She Chose Chaos. Pakistan Chose Her Back.

The Modern Proposal: A Study in Sanctioned Waiting

The $200 Billion Cosplay: How Elon Musk Tries To Convince The World He Is Tony Stark When He's Actually Just Really Good At Buying Things​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​.

The Planet Came With Instructions: How We Ignored Indigenous Wisdom And Chose Chaos Instead​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​.

BREAKING: Research Confirms Our Minds Are Connected —

Why Alcohol Is A Demon But Mushrooms Are Medicine

The Ultimate Pick Me Girl: How Mark Zuckerberg Trapped 2 Billion People in His Harvard Revenge Fantasy​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

My New Husband: How To Use A.I.

Look, I Wish I Never Knew About Possums

Why The Internet is Our Greatest Hurdle to Remaining Human

LOS ANGELES: Fire Diary 2025

The Secret to Loving without Waste or Heartbreak.