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Being Thankful For Moments

A List Of Thoughts and Recent Experiences

What If There Is a Glitch in The Matrix?

Dear Wealthy People Who Want Cosmetic Surgery,

What If We Are The Aliens?

Overheard In LA: "Dating Is Problematic"

Dear Toby,

For The Birds

4B- Should Women Stop Fucking Men?

The Biggest Doofus At The Halloween Party

There's Been A Glitch in The Timeline.

Dear Heterosexual Adult Virgins,

How To Stop Feeling Anxious About Dating

Dear Readers,

The First Hookup After A Breakup

Downsizing With Marie Kondo Ruined My Life And I Will Never Stop Talking About It.

My Morning with a Vape, the Police and a Man with a Coke Nail

The Greatest Vagina Hack Of All Time?

How To Stop a Hangover.

It's All Going To Be Okay!

How To Smoke Weed.

What's The Worst Thing A Man Has Done To You?

The Moment I Knew We Should Divorce

Dear Nigel,

How My Friend Convinced Me Public Sex is Good

My Holy Grails of Makeup and Skincare

How She Found Out He Was Cheating

The Party Foul

The Worst Mother

A Few Easy Ways To Make Sex Better

The Night I Almost Killed A Man

I Was Cucked By My Situationship

The Hottest Thing To Say After Sex

The True Gwyneth Paltrow & Derek Blasberg Diarrhea Story

It's Hard To Explain

Hey, It’s Me, Kelly.

"My Body Count Is Overwhelming Me"

How To Have A Brat Summer.

The Englishman

I Want My Nudes Back

A Girls Night Out Tragedy

Yesterday, My Pool Party Nightmare Came True.

DO NOT: Criticize The Face And Body.

But, I Want Him To Treat Me Like A Princess.

Men Can’t Handle Emotional Discomfort

Why GenX and Younger Won't Age.

Don't Have A Baby Unless You Can Do This...

Men Will Write a Whole Song About You Then Lie About It.

I Was A Trad Wife And Then The Breadwinner And None Of It Matters

What's Your Kink?

Her Friend Ran Into Her Ex and Attacked Him.

Save Yourself A Bad Fuck With One Tip.

"Survive 'Til 25"

The Biggest Littlest Grifter in Los Angeles

I Planned to Lose My Virginity

Teach Your Kid Some Manners.

How Much Do You Trust Your Partner?

The Best Date I Ever Had

L.A. STORIES

Can a Woman Who Catfished For A Living Be A Great Therapist?

To Bush Or Not To Bush.

“My Boyfriend Said I Sucked At Blow-Jobs.”

Good Friday Afternoon

“I Didn’t Know My Boyfriend Was My Stalker.”

Dear Haters, you aren't going to like this...

“I’m a Nymphomaniac”

The Wattle

On Golden Knee: Public Marriage Proposals are Traps.

The Future Is Here And It Feels Like We Hate It.

The Glamour of Abdominal Surgery

Friends With Money

Diego Didn’t Let Me Die. 💉

WEIRDER TOGETHER: With Ben Lee & Ione Skye

When Do You Have The Relationship Talk?

Dear Subscribers,

Why Do I Still Think About My Ex?

How To Get A Divorce

Are Phones Ruining Romance?

Things About Ass Play People Need to Know…

There’s a Book That Teaches You How to Control Men.

How To Be a Cougar.

Generation Alpha at an ATM

A Scene From an Emmy Party.

Do You Still Believe in Heteronormative Love?

Are you Rural?

My 90's Runaway with the Grunge Star

“Did He Just Live Ghost Me?”

How To Have A One Night Stand

The Queen's Wave

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