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A DMT TRIP

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7 Terribly True Things I Can't Stop Thinking About Because OCD Medication Doesn't Work

Reasons A House Party is Worth the Clean Up

First Hookup After a Breakup

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The Last Time Someone Made You Mad...

Dear Heartbroken,

The Midlife Crisis is Realizing You're Adult

Halloween

Why I Spun In

On Julia Fox and Intrusive Thoughts

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a day in the Winter of 1995

GHOST IN THE MACHINE

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A Red Light List

How Do You Write A Script?

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Glimpse of Us

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What's Your Process?

EVERYONE LOVES TOTES

Permanent Retrograde Episode 1 Part 2

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But When I Can I Will

Have All The Writers Moved Home?

The Romance of Tom Cruise

Ambitious Girl

Face Lifts

High School

I Quit

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Scandalous.

Phone Call With Handyman

Whatever’s Clever

Storms

Spam Legs

Nope.

You've Been Caught

Ya Skate?

Trip to The Mall

The Hangover

Pure O

What the Fuck

Banned from Instagram

Makeup Tutorial #1

A Project

Nightmares of You

An Introduction to my Pets

A Holiday Post

Caveat about Permanent Retrograde

Dating is Terrible when You Have Children

I Made 300K Selling my Underwear

This Is Us

How to Tell Your Kid Your Life Is Fucked Up

AI is planning our demise so I let it choose a man for me..

My First Love After Marriage

Winona

Binge Eating

Man Down

I WAS ALMOST A RHOBH

Heavily Made-Up

TEENS BEING DUMB

Weekend Photo Dump…

Lifetimes of Coming Back To You

Know Your Enemy

Why I Divorced.

Weekend Catch-Ups

after u didn’t do it

Javier

Real Hollywood Gossip

So, it's been awhile...

Oh Hai

Driving and Dating: L.A.

Dear Nigel,

When My House Was Broken Into

It's Not That Deep

I Fucked Up

The Deadbeat Dad

Intrusive Thoughts

Ghosts are ghostin'

Trigger Warning : mention of violence towards women.

Cat Wrestling

Baby,

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From The Car

But maybe he did steal the phone?

Saturn Day

March 3, a Friday

I'm like PBS or NPR... omg I need a tote!

My Morning

The Real Housewife

Here are some recent notes I’ve taken on my phone for future use.

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Proof of Life

Pray to St Anthony, I've lost my SAMO

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Shave and a Haircut / /

Sober Bones

The Superb Owl

Making Do

Inpatients

Notes from the inside

Are you there, Internet? It's me, Kelly.

Well, well, well...

Defending Your Life

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I Want To Light The World on Fire But I'm Too Scared To Die